Terms and Conditions
We’re going to be professional and respectful with one another because we live together in civil society. No rent-seeking behavior. I will meet my obligations — including showing up on time to scheduled appointments — and you will meet my standards of professional courtesy, including being gracious when a real conflict arises and I cannot make it. In short: I won’t fuck you, and you won’t fuck me.
1. No Fee for Your Cancellation
I do not charge you any fee if you cancel or reschedule, regardless of timing. We start on adult-courtesy terms.
2. Treble-Fee Clause
If you impose any fee, penalty, or charge on me for a last-minute cancellation or reschedule, you agree that your fee will be automatically trebled and owed to me under the same terms. I will enforce this in small claims court, so let’s not do this dance.
3. Acceptance
These terms apply the moment either of us agrees to meet, regardless of who initiated it or who is providing the service.
If we mutually agree to an appointment, these terms govern the interaction.
If I accept an appointment with you, these terms govern the interaction.
If you accept an appointment with me, these terms govern the interaction.
I am sorry that things have come to this, but here we are. The Ministry of Sadly Needed Formalities has approved our 27B/6, and we are cleared to proceed as civil, functioning adults.